New personal favourite is "Why aren't there millions of hours of videos of Space Junk!" Uh, why would there be millions of hours of videos of a dropped wrench or a pea-sized bit of metal Runner up: "How can it hold down the Ocean but not a tiny butterfly" Gravity is proportional to mass. Also wings

Unit K80, Machine Goddess of Praxis

Arguing with Flat Earthers is really funny because they're clincially unable to describe the Earth rotating and also moving around the sun and also the galactic core and also amidst the local cluster As anything other than like 50 random words