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But kids go hungry as they spend money on diagrams

Shhh! Don't tell him. He'll want to put a canal or lazy river in at the White House.

He would shit himself at the sheer scale of the boating lake at Peasholm Park, Scarborough.

Is that a silent D?

HOW BIG IS THE STRAIGHT OF HURMUZ COMPARED TO THE REFLECTING POND??

This is helpful to give me a sense of scale for what King Kong looks like splashing around in the Reflecting Pool.

King Kong's Iconic Last Stand on Empire State BuildingALT: King Kong's Iconic Last Stand on Empire State Buildingstatic.klipy.com

Why don’t the press just walk out when he talks bollocks like this?

I thought this was a joke photo. Then you showed the video. 😂 Who would admit to voting for this twit? He’s so embarrassing.

i can’t even think of or comprehend what his point here is supposed to be with this graphic. it makes literally no sense

RIVER! An old fashioned word.

This cannot be real. Please!

Has he ever heard of Barad-dûr?

He’d be impressed by the Menai Strait: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menai_S...

Menai Strait - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

"Breaking: Trump pledges to paint Lake Michigan pool blue"

Nothing a sharpie can’t fix on that graph!

The pool is wetter than the buildings from the standpoint of water

Wait until he demands for it to be raised vertical.

oh. thought his mind was already bored out/ blown and what we see is the result! 🤣

The thing is about pools is they don't rise up vertically. May as well compare the M1 to it.

There's a world in which the Empire State Building is taller than the one to its left, and I'm pretty sure this isn't it

None of what is on that board is to scale.

Crazy that a +/- 2000’ object is twice as tall as a +/- 1500’ object Maybe they’re using the Presidential scale, where he has the same build as an NFL tight end

This is a shallow pool! A far as construction challenges go.

James, it's a fucken paddling pool!

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Come on man, jack it up so it stands on edge. Nobody's ever seen anything like it!!!

There’s a 99.9999% chance he believes rivers only flow from north to south.

“Our” pool? Like he built it?

This is how the 2030 Amazon Wars started

I guess you can't take the New Yorker out of Trump. He sees buildings compared to city made ponds. 😆

Something I haven’t heard anyone mention is pools are painted blue partly so they DON’T REFLECT back at you so you can see what’s in the water, like people. Trump is spending millions to ruin. The reflecting pool.

He'll want to invade Brazil. 🤣

My god America is run by morons.

Trump is employing the Farkakte Method to explain why he's behind schedule and over budget

So, he’s seemingly bragging about the size of something built during the Harding administration?!?…

“Our” pool

There's a "b" at the end of "dumb". Not many people know that. I'm a super genius who can tell the difference between a camel and a bear.

So stable, so genius.

Let’s not tell him or he’s gonna want to dye the Mississippi.

www.atlasobscura.com/places/miroi... His poster uses cherry picked data.

Miroir d'eau in BordeauxThe world's largest reflecting pool is just two centimeters deep.www.atlasobscura.com

Don't remind him that Minnesota has Lake Superior and the birthplace of the Mississippi. He hates us enough already.

Odd Trump Tower isn't in that graph 📈📉

Why is he bragging about this lol, does he think he built the reflecting pool?

serious question - what exactly is the point of this graphic??

Another good use of taxpayer money. A poster board to make him feel good

his brains**t is bigger than everything, he’s the goat. But them idiots voting this pos in! TWICE!!

It's like he's holding up something he made for a class project. Probably thinks he's going to get an A on it.

Don't tell him about freeways.

Next - renaming the Hudson after himself and declaring it the world’s longest river