Also a prime candidate for an epic poem that should be made into a film. Especially this retelling because Daljit Nagra... (The special effects budget tho'...)
Simon Spanton"May this story be forgiven for digressing but dear Sages please do not be forest-firing too much this cuddly planet whilst engaged in an anti-demon combat: who would rather not be harbouring a floorboard of evil than be losing their home sweet home?"