Every time an American tells me of the shits they got from some supposedly shady restaurant or purportedly questionable cuisine ten times out of ten it's because they ate it in an American manner, which is to say in life endangering quantities.
No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️⚧️🇵🇸SELF-INFLICTED TURBO SHITS ARE NOT TACO BELL'S FAULT
