a key detail of this story i only realized 20min later is that i'd answered the door in my pajamas, which included my Brian David Gilbert "I LOVE EATING JUNK FOOD AND PLAYIN CLASSIC GAMES" tshirt where it looks like it says "I LOVE EATING ASS" if you wear a jacket (or in my case, a cardigan) over it
Taffy 🍬🐇literally 45sec after I got out of bed today, an old european man rang my doorbell who struggled with english/technology and had gotten VERY lost trying to find a repair place so he just asked a random person for help. and I DID help him, but. god what a thing to wake up to after a night like that