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My Gen Z Telepath was streaming TikTok videos into my head. Amazing! 😁

I dunno mate, those Gen Zs will watch all 19 seasons of DragonAvatarNarutoSlayer, each with 20+ episodes, I think their attention spans are fine.

One orb playing Minecraft, the other orb communes with the dead

Us millennials couldn't even afford the orb, spoiled Gen Z.

That's not fair - you've seen what our politicians and "eminent" people are saying and doing. Can you imagine what they're thinking? How long would you want to expose yourself to *that*?

O NAH.

This is actually true

Okay, I laughed, but they are not the only ones with attention-span problems…. What was I saying?

"Listen, everyone is either thinking about gooning, or being depressing as shit, why would I wanna read people's minds? I heard that also! Don't gotta read minds to slap the shit outta you!"

Seek'n Find sails the seas found the word Single Mind, Single Malt. Attention Span to judge, if the whiskey is no pouisson; out of the Guinnes Orb Gehenna Genie Telepaths the watery radio waves full rippled X ray riddles; the Trinity of double stars see: mind, body 'd home portch reach unsure Prost

Not great. "Study shows Gen Z Telepaths won't read your damn mind for free anymore" might've worked a bit better.

...wwweell drat, there goes the future....

This does explain why so many (attempted) online telepaths are so bad at their jobs... "uncovering someone’s most closely guarded secrets simply can’t compete with the quick dopamine rush provided by social media, which is why attention spans among telepaths have...declined since the late 2000s."