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Will her lips deflate? 🤔

She's no good, can't be trained, and frankly a dog. What Would Christi Do?

So does she still get to live illegally in that house? And she has milked so much money out of us tax payers why would she ever have to work again? I ya ego why Trump loves her.

Perfect. She's a natural.

I hope people throw tomatoes at her in the street— we don’t throw tomatoes anymore. 🍅 😆

Scaring crows, finally a job she might actually be good at doing!!

Who?

"We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure that we did."

Wait though: RE assigned?

#KristiNoem #DogEatDogWorld

I wonder what Ray Bolger would think ?

Harsh on scarecrows tbh.

"I'm leeeavvvinggg, on a fuck-jet..."

I think the actual scarecrow has more brains than her

Is that the real one or the wax museum one? I can't tell the difference anymore.

that pegging of Lewadowski got her caught. She should have just said it Lewandowski or Trump.

Look at that filler and Botox in that fake face. Trumpism as a gruesome mask…

Kristi Noem being replaced by MarkWayne Mullin is like taking a shit in your pants and going home to change your shirt

Better fit, honestly.

Impossible. She is not outstanding in her field.

You think she's ugly now, just wait until the collagenation starts to harden and skin further wrinkles.

Doesn't she need to go through Confirmation hearings for the new position? Show a history of success in similar roles, answer questions about the training and certifications she's had, etc.

Somebody, please help the birds!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Woefully under qualified.

But who is going to fuck Corey Lewandowski now?

She should’ve been let go from any government department whatsoever completely

Affirmative action for sociopathic losers.

Still getting paid with taxpayers money! She should be in prison for murder.

🤣🤣🤣

Oof, I'm having Jeepers Creepers 2 flashbacks....

Her botox is running. oh, and: Melania clone or what??

Thats because shes to big to flush down tge toilet. And believe me they got an expert flusher at their service. He knows how they work and they respect him. Big toilet, strong toilet, water running into its bowl got nothing but gurgling to say about him

krusty is a harpy.. here she is shopping for dinner...

Bye Bye you puppy killing slut!

What is next for her? The Real Housewives Of Rapid City? All she needs is a pack of Newports and a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. #snarkin 🤪

The crows will be scared, but the dogs will be absolutely horrified.

Kristi Noem demoted to Kari Lake.

The last line . . .

Bro, she's going undercover to see if the Wizard of Oz is harboring illegals! Don't blow her cover!

If she only had a brain…

What?! Now she's going to call the Crows 'domestic terrorists'?!

A bird-legged hoe is not going to be much of a deterrent against birds.

Horrified crows with PNSD (Post Noem Stress Disorder) either entered intense therapy with licensed psychotherapists, or simply committed mass suicide flying headlong into concrete walls. Their ghastly shrieks were then finally silenced.

She's going to be sad about this. She spent a lot of taxpayer money looking that way.

She’s Corey Lewandowski’s TEMU Hope Hicks. 😒

USDA? Send her to the cattleyards; she can muck out the stalls..

And she just may well be qualified for that position. As opposed to anything else she has been assigned.

Worzel Gummidge wouldn’t allow her in his area. (Just finished watching both the Mackenzie Crook and Jon Pertwee series.)

She could scare pterodactyls with that visage.

Actual belly laughs. Thanks, needed that ♥️

Perfect. Her face scared me away from airports.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 cannot clap harder for this headline

Daaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnn

She is a nasty, repulsive and ugly woman.

The mental image indeed made me chuckle - the wind, the hair, the hat, the broomstick - tethered by rope; scaring all the little birdies away from the impending fat crop intended for a select few.

She is going to be doing a lot less cosplaying for sure

And longer she may rain And yes I meant rain.

Gotta play to your strengths

Her farm is only about twenty miles from where I live. Hope she doesn’t return to plague #SouthDakota. #skank #noem