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So relieved.

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See you on the other side Jon

can I be reincarnated as your new telephone

I had the same problem, so on Monday I had the battery replaced. Works much better now.

Just go to a local battery store and see if you can get a replacement battery. It's FAR cheaper and will buy you another year or two on a phone. As for reincarnation...

I hope I come back as a birdy

I will come back as a new battery for your phone

yeah man, everyone I love is here. why would I want to escape the cycle?

can you use your powers and influence to get batterys user-replacable again

Some of us will go straight to hell when you do this.

finally

Try microwaving it a la pool wizard.

Yayyyyyy reentering the wheel of dharma!!

If there are two copies of me in a Soma style situation, I hope I stay on the old phone

finally

Can't wait to be reincarnated as your new phone

I know this is a bit and serious responses are not funny but just replace your phone battery, way way cheaper and unless you have an a20 or a03 or moto g or other garbage phone you're not going to see a difference in function when you upgrade

ooh, looking forward to it. I wonder what?

You’re the kind of sports journalist I want to see more of on Bluesky

Thank you, please hurry

we all die every time we lose consciousness, it's just that the instantiation of 'us' that wakes up has all the memories of that past instantiation, which delivers this illusion of continuum do not fear, your phone will be just like that! Also it was nice knowing this "you" today, rip Jon 8/5/2026

Quick, everyone into Jon's SIM card, Wreck-it-Ralph style, so we can transfer over!

I hope I come back as one of those reply guys who just respond with creepy messages every time a woman posts anything, they seem like they don't stress about too much