It really is quite difficult to convey just how stupid Donald Trump is. He is offensively, obnoxiously, infuriatingly stupid, but that genuinely does not cover *just how goddamn stupid this stupid, stupid, stupid man is*.1/
I realize it is a very absurd thing to be upset about, but I am genuinely upset that it is literally impossible for Donald Trump to recognize how goddamn stupid he is, and the petty asshole in me *really* wants him to realize what a fucking dumbshit he is.2/2
By the time he has enough aspartame to be dangerous,
the caffeine will have killed him already,
so yeah, Mr President, better keep your aspartame dose high enough to kill off whatever cancer you're afraid of.
“He doesn’t want to get sick, so he eats junk food, but it’s food made in large, reputable chains because they have quality control,” Oz said on the podcast.
Like every other aspect of his life, he starts with his instant gratification and works backwards to justify it