*standing up on a plane* Okay, folks, we're gonna make this real simple: I've got an idea for a KILLER audio fiction podcast, and none of us are going anywhere until one of you gives me the money to make it, shall we start the bidding at two-hundred thousand? Do I hear two-hundre- yes, thank you sir
Nick Douglas*standing up on the plane* Listen up smooth-brains. As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife, and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me, you see I shun fancy things like electricity. At four-thirty in the morning I'm milking co