Here we go 👉
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
Step right up, dear bros and sisters grab your plate and fork!
It’s bailout season in the Ballroom of Pork.
Today’s blue-plate special, served with a grin:
A shit sandwich and you’re payin’ for the spin.
You could put this out and have a contest of artists to make music & perform it in a video to post here. I'm sure there would be more than one masterpiece among the contestants. Feel free to use this idea. 🙂
I threw the sandwich, but I swear it had bad provolone
I threw the sandwich, and they say it is a capicola offense
Judge Pirro always hated me
Because she thought I stole her wine
Every time I poured a glass
She said, give me that, it's mine
She said, all of that wine is mine
And I say
