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who's gonna eulogize Donald? Melania? Ghislaine Maxwell? Coked-up Junior?

what us with his breathing lately. seems labored

Is he trying to make jokes again?

I see his words are polished and heartfelt.

Lady G deserves this. All of it. What a shit show.

Our literate president.

"This is bad stuff and boring." Truer words were never sort of spoken.

Kinda reminds me of how LLMs can imitate human speech without having any idea what they're saying.

I’m waiting for him to segue into how 2020 was stolen and vote by mail needs to be abolished except when he does it.

Gd fkng pathetic loser.

This guy needs to go to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good.

Typical FFS NO CLAPPING

I think he's afraid of spitting out his denture. It would be one of the few times he could get attention, without using ketchup.

"Old Lizard Eyes" can't read

Man, dude couldn't deliver a joke to save his own soul.

Is yam tits retaining water or just getting fatter?

I'll take your word. I absolutely HATE to hear his voice.

But that content is so on point for a memorial service, so there’s that

You can just feel how much he loved Lindsey and how much he misses him.

He's too stupid to read now.

After last Friday's performance, I'm surprised he was able to book another standup gig.

So, felon Trump begins revealing the Iraq war crimes Lindsey tried to keep secret

Trumps delivery is like Lindsey Graham: DOA.

Its like he just ran up a giant hill

When does he lean on his left elbow and address the audience on the right?

The president of the United States can't read! He has the mentality and the reading level of a small child and has an IQ of 78. In other words, the president of the United States is a complete and utter moron and that is who is running your country. I can't imagine what can go wrong!!!!!

djt’s eulogy delivery was the same as all those who struggle to read words like, yesterday…

FAFO

He reads like a toddler with a head wound

Bruh I thought he read my mind at the end.

Mesdaaaames et Meeeessieurs, le Président des États-unis d'Amerique ! 🙄

Jesus Christ.

I'm waiting for him to say Grahams last words were "....pass the Save Act.".

Talking about enhancement interrogation as part of a eulogy. 🤯

It’s that killer sense of timing & pace that makes Trump a comedy genius

We gonna talk about the suit he’s wearing? He looks like they have enhanced shoulder pads to make him a look stronger and standing tall but really looks increasingly like a shrinking, crooked man in a mascot costume.

I feel like somebody is in his earpiece, telling him to sound out the words 

Oof

He’s on a roll! After just killing it at the WHCA dinner, Donny ‘Wisecrackin’ Trump is on tour!

Thank goodness somebody else wrote his own words for him

"it's a shame ol' Lindz won't be around to see the new Escalades."

Reading it for the very first time

I’ve watched little kids who are just learning to read, and they look and sound exactly like this.

“This is really bad stuff and boring” is right

"English as a Second Language" class for the slow people.

1. He can’t see the words 2. There is a reading disability- language comprehension, phonological deficiencies, fluency. Probably double-deficit. The bad part - esp for him- is that reading can lower dementia. He’s obviously never received remediation, too vain for glasses or contacts, never reads.

This guy can’t read.

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Did he say vice president Pence or Vance in the beginning? I could’ve swore I heard Pence

Funny Rump doesn't use the proper verb, LYING. You'd think it would be his favorite one.

Seeing it for the first time.

Id be in a coffin by the end of that torture..how sick is it that he couldn’t read his script a couple of times for a funeral.

Heartfelt. From one piece of shit to another.

“America needs more men… and women… like that great person sitting… laying… wherever he may be, I think I know where he is and I think he’s up there, I think he’s watching us, I’m pretty sure of it…” [shuffles his pages to get back on message]

Seriously, how are we going to explain this to future generations? It’s going to be embarrassing!

😵‍💫WTH?

He's a fucking loser.

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MF can barely read!

Read it like you mean it, DonnyJohn. Smh

I keep hearing how funny he is.

Sounds like he’s reading from a textbook with words that are too big for him.

Like someone who can’t read!

Trump got the "This is bad stuff and boring" part right

Look at his comb over. It's going to the back of his head. The front looks completely different.

Sounds gone.

the man apparently does not proof read anything

Real 'just reading this for the first time' energy

America: could you not do ANY FUCKING BETTER THAN THIS?

I’m going to take your word for it, Aaron. I can’t stand listening to him.

feeble?

It’s not just anyone who could read a line at a memorial service about the departed’s love of torture as if it was a GOOD thing, so…well done?

It interferes with his nap.

Kann mal jemand ein faules Ei werfen ?

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Just STFU already! Don’t they cut the vocal cords of dogs that bark too much? Hint! Hint!

Bad stuff & boring… The self projection is stunningly ironic… Did they forget to get him all Adderal-ed up today? Grampy seems slow…

Bad...for a middle school student.

Omg!!

virtually illiterate.

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"Boring"????

BAD STUFF AND BORING SAYS IT ALL

Trump is one of, if not THE worst orator of all time!

🫤😏🤷👀

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One thing I will give him is he speaks openly a lot. His unscripted delivery can be interpreted either as raw transparency or as a deliberate tactic of misinformation. The disregard for factual precision makes the entire performance feel like a massive exercise in narrative manipulation.

I loved how he started off with "thank you very much" to the sound of all the applause in his mind.

He can’t read.

Someone wrote it for him and he’s reading it for the first time. How embarrassing for the family.

Trump is the only person who can make a eulogy sound like a Friars Club roast.

He looks like shit.

This is what Lindsey's fealty earned him.

Low IQ individual.

Boring, you say?

BORING is right Go back to bed, a-hole.

Christopher….Walken, vibes.

What’s far worse than an excruciating death? Donald Trump reading your eulogy… RIF Reading Is Fundamental…

7th grade reading level at best

Still the most truthful thing Lindsey Graham ever said…. “If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed… And we will deserve it.”

This is the kid who everyone dreads being asked to read aloud in class. Yawwwnnnnn...

The content ain't so great either 😬 Was it written by Stephen Miller? Because this is the highest praise in his book 😬😬

Unbelievable.

I can hear the audience's buttholes clench as they cringe

Live your life in a way that torture isn't bragged about at your funeral.

am i severely misinterpreting things, or can Trump barely read? he sounds like a 3rd or 4th grader

Excruciating.

How many shits does he let loose while struggling to read that garbage?

He’s choking up with emotion, obviously.

Dumbass can't even read...

He just needs Ed McMahon off to the side to yell "HIYOOOOOOOO!!!" at the punchline, that would fix this right up.

It'll be the first time Grindr crashes due to a funeral.

Cringe worthy but not surprising

Remember in 4th grade when the kid who could barely read got called on, and the entire class had to suffer through it? This feels exactly like that.

I’m pretty sure Trump just can’t read at all. Maybe that’s why he talks about the b in dumb like he actually just learned about it for the first time

The comedy stylings of…

So significant to Graham, according to Trump, regarding “a new form of enhanced interrogation and torture”: it’s “boring.” What?

You'd think someone would tell him to read this shit a time or two so it's not so obvious he has no idea what he's reading.

Pretty soon...

He sounds both uneducated and completely out of breath. So, you know, business as usual

He couldn't change a water-cooler successfully.

Reading an AI-generated eulogy for the first time.

So cringe. I would die all over again if someone gave this type speech at my funeral

WTF?

Bad stuff and boring pretty much sums that up alright.

How awful. He didn’t bother to read beforehand the remarks that were obviously prepared for him? What a tribute to someone who burned his credibility for Trump.

What a clown

Whelp, Lindsey got the eulogy he deserved.

This is an extension of the worst WHCA speech ever given ....

Trump is incapable of being stately

Yup. Still at 4th-grade reading level.