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(Boarding plane. Wearing Phish shirt.) Random fellow passenger: Did you have fun at the shows? Me: Yes! RFP: Had you ever heard that Melt the Guns song before? Me: You are NOT going to believe this...

The only other passenger wearing a mask just sat next to me and now everyone's gonna assume we're married.

My hobbies include forgetting I clicked the dictation button and then realizing I'm about to text someone an airport security announcement.

Oh man Logan Airport why? You've got an emotionally raw traveler here today and you gotta have "Here's Where the Story Ends" on the playlist? Ouch. Give me a warning next time.

It's a good thing I'm not religious and don't believe in an afterlife or guardian angels or a soul that lingers after we're gone, or else that XTC shirt thing (shirt given to me by Steve, BTW) would be sending me off the deep end.

Phish at Fenway or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Trey's Mini Drum Kit.

Hoo boy it's a morning of tears. End of the tour. Time to get back to reality. I always get sentimental when I fly home, but of course it's amplified these days, as so many emotions are. It gets easier, but I know it never will be easy. "This has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way."

The Manteca truthers crack me up. Had one behind me tonight. Sometimes a riff is just a riff, dude.

They didn't even fucking play I Am Hydrogen. Heh.

Just FYI, I don’t have any more band t-shirts with which to bend Phish to my will tonight. I’ll be wearing the “Can I Lick It?” periodic table shirt instead. If they bust out Tom Lehrer’s “The Elements,” Spandau Ballet’s “Gold,” or Sweet’s "Love Is Like Oxygen,” know that it’s because of me.

ONE MORE TIME FOR THE WORLD!!!

@phish.com Thank you for your attention to this matter. Play the whole thing for Halloween some time.

Earlier today, making tonight an even more ridiculous plate of shrimp.

Wearing my English Settlement t-shirt on the night Phish plays Melt the Guns for the first time since 1987. #Phish

Opening up whole new avenues for fraud. Still haven’t seen a single positive use case that outweighs the destruction this is unleashing.