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S&P 500? more like S&P negative gazillion

I hate my fucking job

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Blueberry Catalina crunch and caramel coffee life is good

Why do you need my address for wifi calling, 911 should connect no matter what level of service you have, I'm not disclosing the location of my home for your benefit, I JUST WANT TO CHANGE MY HEALTHCARE PROVIDER

I miss land lines, I could make a phone call from a basement naked, now I need to get dressed just to change my primary healthcare provider 🙄🙄🙄

@scryfall.com Did y'all just turn the site off for maintenance I was just there like 2 seconds ago I swear to God

STILL WAITING ON RIHANNA TO DROP

The burger king foot lettuce guy died July 10th 2025, I wonder what he'd think of the taco bell lettuce right now

imma deystroy that bih

one day to find a car was bullshit

"Go to sleep a/v Cerberus cable cannot hurt you" A/V Cerberus cable:

The clanker in the taco bell drive thru doesn't like to give mfs sauce

My Amazon account is linked to an old phone number that I don't have access to Jeff bezos is refusing to sell me a green laser pointer to point at flock cameras

Just experienced my first in person flock camera I do not feel safe

For my next trick, I will pass out on the assembly line at the Taco Bell

Piccolo at Taco BellALT: Piccolo at Taco Bellstatic.klipy.com

Israel is now the 51st state of America or maybe the United States of America is the 2nd state of Israel

This is why disconnecting feels soo goood