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Pretty funny that it wasn’t until 2021 that “banks” noticed Trump was a money-laundering scumbag.

Psychopath.

Why is everything fucking garbage? It can’t all be private equity, can it?

Can Minnesota invoke Article 5 and request NATO defense from Donald Trump?

It looks tacky and like every other try-hard Putin thing Trump does, it only makes Putin laugh harder at what a stupid chump he is.

Donald Trump has already stolen enough from taxpayers to be able to afford to pay off his January 6 co-conspirators with his own money.

You don’t get it. I drive a huge, tricked-out, tactical pickup and roll coal at people waiting for the bus *to make fun* of people who drive huge coal-rollin’ pickups.

They will be finding little flakes of fake gold paint all over the White House for centuries. Like glitter.

THEY ARE NOT WINDMILLS THEY DO NOT MILL ANYTHING THE WORD IS “TURBINE”

All this rain is going to ruin the tomatoes I have been babying since February. There’s no amount of crushed eggshell and Tomato Tone that can prepare tomatoes for 6 inches of rain in 18 hours.

The nightmare scenario is that I wake up on the couch one day to find that I left the TV on, or the cat stepped on the remote or something… and I accidentally hear the opening of “60 Minutes” and learn how Ross Douthat says his name—knowledge I have pigheadedly refused to obtain for years.

This website doesn’t need an edit button. But it does need an “Undo” button to take me back to where I was before accidentally brushing the little house button and completely losing my place in the timeline.

Sweaty Nixon has more charisma than Ross Douthat.

Oooh. This will open up another wingnut opinion slot at the NYT. Maybe they can give it to “The Trump Administration” and let Donald decide who writes their columns each week.