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the modern adult is a gamer

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my mom just asked me if I want to go to aruba for christmas 😭😭 what I want is for you to pay me back !!!!

how to ask your phlebotomist on a date ?

imagine if you will, an onion

only at the end of eva screening would someone recognize my scarciti shirt lol

they make inches smaller now

every girl with bangs that you know has a sweaty forehead

double rainbow in providence today, not all is lost

I should own more knives I think

if I have to hear simple song by the shins one more time ......

one of my playlists is 4 days long, who wants me

helped an old lady and she said "thank you mijo" i didn't even mind, she was so sweet about it 😭

I truly am blessed with the ability to shut up

on this day, the hottest day ever, someone ordered 16 bags of ice melt .... which I had to stack on a pallet.... outside .. on the hottest day ever x_x

today I am shiny and pink

everyone asking, oh , do you burn easy ? like .. hell yea I do brother

ITS HOT AS FUCK I NEED A COLD BEER !!!!

today my sandwich is huge and I think that's a beautiful thing

they have maury on in the break room