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Just see yer auld da sitting by himself in the pub. Every few minutes he sighs loudly and goes "Ohhh well!"

I feel seen

The Kumamoto earthquake killing a bunch of folk is some shit news to hear out of Japan today.

Did he forget all his martial arts?!?!

I am willing to sell the rights to the poem I had published in a children's anthology book, back when I was at school. It features asteroids and aliens so they can make something exciting out of it, I'm sure.

Is there a term for struggling to comprehend the passage of time? I just been informed of a 'memory' and it's this pic of me I posted, from 15 years ago. 15 years!

Very busy this afternoon singing the opening theme to Jayce & The Wheeled Warriors. THUNDERING ACROSS THE STARS www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K0...

Wouldn't have that if I were married, I tell ya! Bosh! Etc

Had a big lads night in with a ham + egg mayo roll with masters of the universe on the telly. Nice!

When the new laws here started to affect this site, someone posted a few lines you could put in adblockers to get around it but it stopped working at some point. I should look into updating that if possible...

Us folks in the UK can't use Bsky DMs unless we provide ID to some sketchy third party service.

Caffeine puts me to sleep

I just had some creamy pesto pasta and chicken, cor yeah

Just one of the amazing services I perform for you all because I am so fantastic!

I retweet my great jokes so you don't have to! 👍

Oh lord, my brain is conjuring it up and you can't see the face I'm making. lol

The ultimate 'wet dog' smell.

Getting ads for "Dating for senior singles", come on now, I'm not *that* old

When I go to a restaurant, I like to order the protein 😎