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girl the economy

hey man. you can’t just say “fe fi fo fum” . that’s not cool man

i wish i was alive during the times of faefolk and trolls and gnomes and wights bro

and now, a message from the Department of Fucking Killing You Right Now

solve THESE riddles three...motherfucker!!! *pulls out 3 glocks with my 3 arms*

You found BLINDING STEW Use? (Y/N)

you cannot use stocks of animals two, lest a fetid soup shall you brew

Soupbraham Lincoln at the Gettystew Address: a broth divided against itself cannot boil

can we make the minotaur real

crying in line at the optometrist because the myceneans never got to taste gatorade

bonzi buddy documentary when

every day someone dies and I’m like who

Lindsey Graham...Graham Platner...Graham crackers...honkey crackers...think im onto something here

Home Depot more like Telaviv Depot #Lowes

the first time i heard the word "monk" at like 4 or 5 i imagined cloistered orangutan-men

Eeyore is just too beautiful for this world.

pressing the button on our jailbroken Bigmouth Billy Bass and it goes "LEEEEEEROY JENKINS"