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It's warm. It's wet. It's wild. Ladies, gentlemen, and kind people of all flavors, may I introduce: Soup

Come to the horrifying realization that now (most of) my insomnia issues are done and dusted, that I might be one of those despicable abominations known as: a morning person

Teaching each dog half of the recipe for the philosopher's stone to see whether they use it for the benefit of all dogkind, use it to destroy mankind, battle each other to keep the forbidden magicks to themselves, or continue to bark at the bunnies in the backyard

If you for some reason see me doing this dance because my nieces demanded they record me dancing: 1) No you didn't 2) One covers this, but don't tell me you did youtu.be/5LBzcXCl-uE

The Panic DanceYouTube video by Kikuyoutu.be

Do you have to get the photos from the camera obscura developed or is it like a polaroid deal? How many cops are gonna question you if they see all of the ghosts in anguish?

Dropped off food for my nieces and immediately had to come back because my sister was like hey this is great can you make me some too Coulda just made it all at once

The egg varieties in Banjo-Tooie was just Jamjars offloading munitions he stole after his dishonorable discharge to give the prosecution less evidence during his court martial

Started drinking dish soap so my bathroom byproducts are squeaky clean instead of gnarly to the max. The ER doctor's recommendation is euthanasia

New friend at this house party

Took an ill-advised 6 hour nap and this pretty girl is here now, I guess

Had to go to a stupid 4th of July parade because my nephew was supposed to be in it with the Fire Department Museum he volunteers at. I had such a dark hope Garf would pop

I'd been craving them for months, and my mom treated me to oysters as a late birthday gift. Good as hell