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last week i had wendy's frostee version of a 'dirty soda' and let me tell you that's how you do a treat bsky.app/profile/papa...

funny i was going to follow it up with "had wendy's dirty soda which was fantastic" guess there's a reason my brain made that connection

making tea IS cooler than killing people

the lad himself

typing it up i thought "i bet people are going to be real normal about this"

still getting used to hearing my kotaku writing read in tiktok voices lol

my first movie was die hard

the first one didn't have me asking "what is going on" as much, more embarrassing than outright mess. 2 is about being haunted by dennis leary wagging his ghost finger at you.

i think it’s tied w amazing 2 for worst spidey

wrong about atlantis as usual graham

all those ads make it look like the food is covered with ants

is this the first playable jet jaguar in a video game?

nolan's "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly"

climb tree

the skrulls are hanging around disguising themselves as mitch mcconnell while he's in a coma but you're more bent out of shape at a guy who genetically will never need duolingo to impress his server

"oh, there's that guy who wears the cool vintage jacket." correct, there's that guy with the cool vintage jacket. where's your cool vintage jacket tough guy?

i was so close to being an affinity cheerleader and then they flipped their model

splattin

yoooo

maybe he’s thinking of Pyst