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It’s pretty rude that Jordan Walker knows (presumably) that Dylan Cease is actively trying to win a Cy Young Award but he still insists on “being extremely good at hitting.”

Ascension Parish Department of Memes is cringe as shit and I’ll never understand how many of y’all find it funny.

queer theory emo camel toe swole deconstructivism Can I get a hell yeah

A little over a week until kids come back to school, which means I’ll get to teach more young people that they recovered Osama bin Laden’s hard drive and he had Chicken Little on it. No, I do not teach Social Studies.

You know I almost respect it for having Mattingly so close to th- aww fuck there’s Jeter.

Hell yeah.

My friend’s uncle said he knew a guy who could have played in the NFL but he didn’t want to cause he’d have to pay taxes. He had offers from like three different teams, bro. Guess Pelosi just didn’t want him to play.

I’m so glad he’s gonna be a Blue Jay for six more seasons.

“Why watch a team that won’t make the playoffs?” This is why.

Hahahaha NICE 😎🤪

Sometimes an athlete you’ve spent 15 years of your life rooting for says something profound about the city you were born in and it’s normal and makes you feel normal things.

CJ Van Eyk I know you just got here but please bend the brim of your cap thank you

Andreas Gimenez elite offensive shortstop with a game tying RBI hell yes

Kirk Herbstreit playbook. Smart. (I’d rather listen to Mike Vrabel talk about the CFP)

Hmmmmmm if anyone needs me I’ll be trying to keep it together

BASEBALL FACT: The Toronto Blue Jays have a winning record if you include last year.

Man. White Light/White Heat by the Velvet Underground could have been such a good record if they’d cut the unlistenable bullshit down by like, five percent.