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triangles!

I just realized that my birthday is a month from yesterday

kidfur who shoves you into the cubby when the teacher isn't looking

Thinking a kemono style icon would be fun. Imagine a kemono Ellen about to bite into a giant chili pepper or something. X3

What if what appeared to be an ordinary cardboard tube turned out to be a blind box for mustelids?

*sticks my snoot under your couch and starts eating your lost remote control*

*sticks my snoot in your ear and sneakily BITES the inside!*

you wake up with an empty stomach and unable to move due to being buried up to the neck in plain spaghetti noodles

artists 🤝 guy with 5 butt holes 5 slots open

The told me not to cause a scene, so I went rawr XD on them

Your tail is now being gnawed on by a coyote dragon!

OMGITISMORNINGAGAINANDSTILLDARKOUTANDIAMJUSTACREATUREWITHSCEAMINHERHEARTTIMETOLETTHEWORLDKNOWWHATISINSIDEMEWAITINGTOBREAKFREETIMETOFILLTHEVERYAIRYOUBREATHWITHTHEMARVELOUSSOUNDOFTHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*bites @charlottecinnabun.bsky.social *

Yote yote yote yote yote yote yote yote yote yote yote yote

Ellen time! *BITE*

airplane furry that can only speak via air band radio

spatulas with insect legs are crawling all over your walls

Your paws smell weird

Guess who's biting you rn? >:3

I think it's fun to segue into an unrelated topic by going "speaking of [extremely random and surreal thing]..."