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Gangrene from a chafed bunghole

Michael Alfonso

Just never looks confident on the mound. But pitching is meaningless when you continue to ignore the Yelich situation. He’s an anchor in the lineup

Since the Colorado trip

This high octane offense is sure to bail him out

And literally no qualifications

It works so well no one has heard how he’s shaking down huge companies his Transpo Dept rules over to also donate to his zero qualifications son-in-law who is running for Duffy’s old house seat

Next do the entire industry he lords over is being pressured to donate to his unqualified son-in-law as he runs for Duffy’s old seat

And 30 mild salsas

You being right about it doesn’t keep it from being a mistake. More arms wouldn’t have stopped that 2-0 loss yesterday

Well, I certainly picked the wrong day to break out my Ragsdale jersey

Is your bullpen convinced Taylor Ward is a real human being?

This reminds me I need to buy a raincoat

I also like to start arguments

Also got the resin off the bottom

It didn’t end up mattering, but how are they letting Hall pitch to Trout this last half inning? His body language was terrible all inning. Do we have a pitching coach? Is he watching the same performance I am?

He would struggle to shoot 70 over 9 holes

Or for removing an incapacitated senator, something we dealt with in the fucking late 60’s, yet has never been properly addressed

Ah, I’m sure it’s awful but look at that suit Joe Don is wearing!!

How about this Natera kid who just made quick work of some good hitters? Let’s take him back to Milwaukee tomorrow