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America couldn’t possibly doing anything wrong, we had a song about love during the world cup!

Two birds in with the bushes in the one hand bird bush it’s in.

Earling Haaland lookin like Amanda Batula got the Willem Defoe green goblin gas treatment.

Red Sox: Welcome to the basement, we have fun (agony) and games (162).

Normalize deadnaming your cat. (calling them by their pre-adoption name)

Okay @redsox.com, you get Rob Thomson, the Phillies get Alex Cora.

Love how we’re sending people to the moon when it feels Iike any flight outta Newark airport could be fatal.

Saying "there's a war on!" like a newsie is my new move.

Shake what ya mama gave ya? Why’d we have to bring mama into it?

Men, if you spit int the urinal, kill yourself.

So polite I thank people for holding the revolving door.

The NFL is cancer free? What was that bell about?

If your product requires a case(iPhone) you failed.

Nice.

Tube top for men…. Maybe it should exist.

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social’s Everything is Tuberculosis feels like someone yelling “YOU FORGOT ABOUT DRE!” As a society we forgot about Dre (Tuberculosis).

Tryna become the first supervillain whose origin story is stubbing his toe

How come no one is talking about the stranglehold Jurassic World: Rebirth has over straight men on planes.

My wife and I soloed hibachi on our honeymoon. Highly recommend.

Today Spotify told me I’m 68 years old.