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Hello non furry bluesky, despite my name change I am not in fact running to be a member of parliament

Eh fuck it 🔜 megaplex why not

"Aha! VORTEEN! Vorteen verevolves!" exclaims the Count and then goes back to choking on knot

There is now a MOBILE APP for the website that lets you log back into Bluesky even if they asked your state to show drivers licenses and/or banned you for some bullshit and then continue to use your account as if nothing happened

For a second there in the 2010s it felt like wuskies and fuskies fell out of fashion as fursonae but I'm glad The Kids seem to have rediscovered them. Greatly anticipating the folf revival

Shopping for a collar for my dog and constantly fighting the algorithm about NO NOT FOR ME FOR MY DOG NO NOT MY BOYFRIEND MY ACTUAL DOG

Call me antipa the way I wokely enjoy an appetizer before my main course of Italian food

Broader hot take: visible giant SM7 microphone in your video instead following decades of television best practices on hiding your microphone makes you look like a fucking tool, even you Tom Scott I'm sorry

Youtubers this is a periodic reminder to clip the goddamn tiny microphone to your fuckin shirt and stop holding it up to your mouth jesus fuckin christ

Nova Scotia furry porn dialogue be like "oh no yah whip oat that fat knawt and make my hōle right some slippy"

"Now, so Google can improve, please rate how satisfied you are with this response" -my fucking lightswitch after I asked it to turn on the lights like I do every goddamn day

Red-green colorblind people, I'm trying to do some user research. Can you give this a try and let me know what percentage of this filter makes this very red/green image look best to your eyes? xerxes-cb-filter-test.wasmer.app

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Guy who shows up to youtubers houses to break their legs if they tell people to use "the" link instead of use "my" link to the sponsor

Boy scouts sure do a lot of helping old ladies cross the street and not a lot of advocacy for safer and more accessible pedestrian infrastructure

Instagram is a poison

When @buttplug.engineer sees another thing he has no choice but to quote post