Профиль

I think I would convert everybody on the plane

I'll be doing the same thing talking about my favorite little guy

They will never recover

I'll take what I can get

The fish eat the poop, then you eat the fish, then you poop the fish, then the fish eat the poop, then you eat the fish, then you poop the fish, then the fish eat the poop, then you eat the fish, then you poop the fish, then the fish eat the poop, then you eat the fish, then you poop the fish, then

Nevertheless I shall continue to spread the good word amongst the wee ones

Songs in the Key of Life

Mostly small children

I've been saying this about you

Let em cook

Being a modern conservative while reading Huckleberry Finn and getting hard as a rock every time a certain word is used but absolutely losing my shit when Huck dresses like a girl.

Planning all my vacations around this, why?

Tom Petty already wrote Wildflowers for me

And all the republicans will say that clearly he was just joking

"Washington" is an anagram of "shit on wang" and "Trump Washington" is an anagram of "Uptown's girth man"

I still can't believe they got Jay Leno to play himself

I need to sit with this one for a bit

Brigadoon Heartache Surfers

I'm a pig, slop sustains me

Thank you! Most people call me Doo, and I'm like "Oh hell nah, I'm Ms. Day!"