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Susie M

Профиль Vively

Mammal. Actor, writer, editor, reader, sister, comedy scene survivor, older than you think. Virtual collector and junk-fiend. Dispenser of small ephemeral offerings against the prevailing horror.

"Take your time, Lady Rook, there we are...now, just look at these chaps from left to right and call out if you want a closer look at the fellow who stole the silverware last night as you lay sleeping.."

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"Farewell" it says on the elephant's rug. Farewell Ride on Jumbo, because clever Jumbo is taking the children to the lion enclosure, where he will fake a stumble and lo, what larks...

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what it says on the card

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Chameleon Moods.

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ALas, poor Bingo, he hath nought but soup..yet his fellows dine on sausages and chops..

020

"Our sheets are strong enough to use as hammocks for baby elephants."

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What's wrong with a mini-odyssey on a ship in a bottle?

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The judge is a mutton, the guard is a bulldog, the accused is a fox in a wily hang-dog posture.. what happened next would be...

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What's the myth about Hercules - apart from clearing Augean stables - ah yes, his ability to fit tyres and inflate inner tubes single handed, while wearing a bearskin mankini

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the boy appears to be enjoying himself, but the lion suggests that state will vanish rapidly in the next few seconds

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what's for luncheon?

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(supply 'thing' of choice)

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Are you ready, boots? Start walkin'

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Holy Gramophone Needles for the Sainted Beings in your life.

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IS it? Quick, let's all panic together!!

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How to train your canary to squeeze out the toothpaste tube to a precise quantity.

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a queenly figure, strangling a red dragon... don't ask me why

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