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You fuckers have poisoned my mind to the point I saw a dog walking harness and immediately thought of kink stuff

This right here. This is my type omg

Fuck me I was supposed to schedule a follow up with my OBGYN to see how I healed after the last 6 months and it's been 7

Describing my school to people is so funny because it's like "yeah it was cool that it was so heavily (culturally) Jewish. We had the typical private school problems though like donor parent corruption and the pedophile. Allegedly we had two but the second one was a lot more subtle about it."

It's nice just laying on my living room floor listening to Tchaikovsky at full volume to relax and decompress

So apparently baking soda is also really good for getting chlorine out of your hair post swim. I wish somebody had told me it was good for more than just living with Mia a back in highschool

Would you believe that my idea of "fun" in highschool was modding the fluid physics in dwarf fortress?

Reddit is such a strange place: you'll see somebody whose username is a blatant play on Zyklon B say something antisemitic only to when called out say antizionism isn't antisemitism

I fucking love hearing about the cool shit cool people do

I know most people consider this album a little gimmicky and non serious but it's one of my absolute favourites for how much sincerity went into it at a time it was really needed

Okay it's funny remembering back to highschool when one of my best friends was dating a hockey boy named Shane, but since he had absolutely no personality we just called him Shame

I'm going to ask my parents about any progress on that extra passport tomorrow

It's still so strange to me my cousin had her new husband watch the Eisenhower films to make sure everybody was in agreement the shoah happened before they'd get married and even stranger that with how the world is now it seems like a fair ask before letting somebody into the family

It's weird finally formalizing a lot of your positions and realizing that while they reflect the reality you live with they're in no way recognizable with the promises you were raised with

Ngl it's weird hitting the 11 year mark on this shit since getting my life together and while a lot stuck, so much of the bullshit seems to be back

Oh this movie is actually pretty on the nose

One thing rto can never even come close to competing with wfh on is taking a meeting with legal and not even needing to put a bra on before your sweater

When this project is done at work I'm taking a really fucking long weekend just to breath because holy shit am I wiped

I think the wear and exhaustion from everything is finally catching up and I'm just fucking wiped

Catching up on RWBY news for the first time since college and what do you mean they made Ruby homophobic?