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Dexter Porkchop

Beach Boys and Barbara Streisand

Have owned 2 dogs in NYC over the course of 25 years and somehow managed to never bring either one of them inside any establishment that wasnt our apartment or the vet and never once tied them to something while I went inside.

I once had to book a middle seat because it was the only seat left on the plane. When I boarded I was shocked to discover that the passengers on either side of me was a dad and his toddler son - I said, Im not having you pass things back and forth over me all flight and made him move to the middle.

congrats Bendy. we all want this to be great!

There Is No Antimemetics Division

I WANT MY TARIFF REFUND. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

But it's a profoundly different movie watching as a 50 something than it was as a 20 something.

I dont know football like you but I'd swear that is @greggrosenthal.bsky.social

"And I understand you're name dropped in the Animaniacs theme song?" "No your honor, that's Dana. No relation."

LFG

Congrats @minakimes.bsky.social from a Pats fan - thanks for the great coverage all year - enjoy it!

AI generated videos of him flying a plane dropping shit on the people of New York has already been done so this was really the only logical move.

This like when they gave the first "heavy metal" Grammy to Jethro Tull. Just completely delegitimizing.

tough break for Ozone Park to not crack the Ozone top 3

sadly Ive had this exact same feeling about the media for about 20 years now. stuff i know about they get embarassingly wrong, but the stuff i dont know about they nail every time. 🤔

they dont say "if you're drawing breath, you're using Gemini" for nofhing.