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FIFA Peace Prize Winner Donald Trump Doing More Peace Again Definitely For Sure! www.wonkette.com/p/fifa-peace... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
FIFA Peace Prize Winner Donald Trump Doing More Peace Again Definitely For Sure!Did anyone tell Hamas and Israel their war is over?www.wonkette.comTrump State Department Can’t Find [YOUR COUNTRY HERE] On Map www.wonkette.com/p/trump-stat... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Trump State Department Can’t Find [YOUR COUNTRY HERE] On MapYes, we said State Department.www.wonkette.comHappy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! Cocktober Comes Earlier Every Year. Tabs, Fri., July 31, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/cocktober-... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Cocktober Comes Earlier Every Year. Tabs, Fri., July 31, 2026Morning news roundup and things to read!www.wonkette.comElon Musk's War On 'The Odyssey' Going As Well As All Musk's Other Endeavors www.wonkette.com/p/elon-musks... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Elon Musk's War On 'The Odyssey' Going As Well As All Musk's Other EndeavorsEven Joe Rogan and Ben Shapiro have defected.www.wonkette.comDumb Blue States Should Have Voted Trump If They Were Going To Have Weather Emergencies www.wonkette.com/p/dumb-blue-... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Dumb Blue States Should Have Voted Trump If They Were Going To Have Weather EmergenciesSuck it, losers.www.wonkette.comTrump Regime Having Big Hissy Over French Calling Human Rights Abuser A Human Rights Abuser by @evanhurst.substack.com follow him! www.wonkette.com/p/trump-regi...
Trump Regime Having Big Hissy Over French Calling Human Rights Abuser A Human Rights AbuserQuelle horreur !www.wonkette.comJust Ahead Of Midterms, Trump Raises $$$ Of Medicare Drugs. Say, Do Old People Vote? www.wonkette.com/p/just-ahead... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Just Ahead Of Midterms, Trump Raises $$$ Of Medicare Drugs. Say, Do Old People Vote?They don't if he won't let them. Problem solved.www.wonkette.comRepublicans Spend Day Having Angry Ivermectin Orgasms At Dr. Fauci by @evanhurst.substack.com follow him! www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
Republicans Spend Day Having Angry Ivermectin Orgasms At Dr. FauciTo be fair, some of them were hydroxychloroquine orgasms.www.wonkette.comIt's your Thursday morning news roundup! And Verily Diddeth They Find Out. Tabs, Thurs., July 30, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/and-verily... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
And Verily Diddeth They Find Out. Tabs, Thurs., July 30, 2026Morning news roundup! Things to read!www.wonkette.comMontana Dem Candidate Sam Forstag Is Scaring Wingnuts, And It's Beautiful www.wonkette.com/p/montana-de... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Montana Dem Candidate Sam Forstag Is Scaring Wingnuts, And It's BeautifulBlue-collar progressive populist, no Nazi tattoos.www.wonkette.comNew Koch Daughter Just Dropped To Teach Us That Socialist Nordic Countries Totally Capitalist Actually! www.wonkette.com/p/new-koch-d... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
New Koch Daughter Just Dropped To Teach Us That Socialist Nordic Countries Totally Capitalist Actually!Fine, then we'll take whatever flavor of 'capitalism' that is, please and thank you.www.wonkette.comSo Ohio Gonna Find Its Mind Again Or What? www.wonkette.com/p/so-ohio-go... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
So Ohio Gonna Find Its Mind Again Or What?If Texas and Montana (!) have hope, surely Ohio's not too far gone?www.wonkette.comIs Calling James Talarico A Gay Vegan Who Eats The Wrong Breakfast Tacos Somehow Not Working? by @evanhurst.substack.com follow him! www.wonkette.com/p/is-calling...
Is Calling James Talarico A Gay Vegan Who Eats The Wrong Breakfast Tacos Somehow Not Working?Poll porn time!www.wonkette.comRoss Douthat Will F*ck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard A classic, reposted! by @evanhurst.substack.com follow him! www.wonkette.com/p/ross-douth...
Ross Douthat Will F*ck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing NeckbeardIn the '60 Minutes' studios maybe even!www.wonkette.comRoss Douthat Will F*ck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard www.wonkette.com/p/ross-douth... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Ross Douthat Will F*ck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing NeckbeardIn the '60 Minutes' studios maybe even!www.wonkette.comIt's your Wednesday morning news roundup! Montana Field Trip Report! Tabs, Wed., July 29, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/montana-fi... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Montana Field Trip Report! Tabs, Wed., July 29, 2026Morning news roundup and pretty pictures!www.wonkette.comWonkette Endorses Abdul El-Sayed In Michigan, We Think We Said That Already Right? www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-e... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Wonkette Endorses Abdul El-Sayed In Michigan, We Think We Said That Already Right?May this goddamn fucking primary please end *correctly*.www.wonkette.comWhat Fauci's Diary Probably Says, According To A Rand Paul Superfan www.wonkette.com/p/what-fauci... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
What Fauci's Diary Probably Says, According To A Rand Paul SuperfanI'm grateful to the senator for exposing this criminal.www.wonkette.comTrump Demands RFK Jr. Gin Up Some Proof That Vaccines Cause Autism, Which They Don't www.wonkette.com/p/trump-dema... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Trump Demands RFK Jr. Gin Up Some Proof That Vaccines Cause Autism, Which They Don'tAnd he wants it to be GOLD.www.wonkette.comTrump DOJ Cases Against Reflecting Pool Touchers/Seashell Photographers Not Going So Hot by @evanhurst.substack.com follow him! www.wonkette.com/p/trump-doj-...
Trump DOJ Cases Against Reflecting Pool Touchers/Seashell Photographers Not Going So HotHuh, and they seemed like such serious lawyers.www.wonkette.com