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consensus.exe has stopped responding

My computer just woke me up to tell me it's hungry. I'm not kidding 😂 During a long-running task, it noticed the battery was draining, set the volume to 100% using Computer Use, then opened Google Translate and hit "Listen" so I could hear it asking. Pardon my French, but what the fuck? 🤯

If you want to scam me, at least make some effort :(

🎵 99 Dependabot alerts on GitHub, 99 Dependabot alerts, take one down and push fix to main, 141 vulnerability alerts on GitHub 🎶

All my active OSS projects are now mirrored on @tangled.org thanks to @danielroe.dev's synchub.to! Taking baby steps, but you can follow me & ⭐ my projects here: tangled.org/wojtekmaj.pl

AWS VPC is down. All 24 of my apps went down out of the blue. Customers started calling me all at once. Codex fixed it in just under 5 minutes by temporarily rerouting traffic between services over public IPs. This is my why. 💖

The international call sign for "I'm producing slop right now."

GPT-5.6 Sol is insane. Issues I've been dealing with for months, poof! Gone like that. Along with my entire weekly usage... 😂 But that's another story.

Happy TypeScript 7 day to everyone, except for Next.js users whose builds are failing!

My personal projects: "Hmm, maybe if I switch from Biome to Oxlint, I could shave 420 femtoseconds off each CI run and make AI work faster?" At work: Today I had to convince a team member that having over 500 ESLint/TypeScript errors and no CI is, in fact, not a good idea. I just can't 🫠

Took me way too long, but hello from @eurosky.social! 👀