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I genuinely love public transit, but I also think if someone is playing Jeff Dunham at full volume I should legally be allowed to pop the emergency exit and throw them off the bus.

I don’t love what this says about me, but Kano could get it.

This millennial trans girl simulator is so realistic.

This is not simply a political coup, but the strong armed theft of our human rights. They pour poison down our throats, saddle us with disease. They blame tacos and eggs for their own chemical assault on our families and neighbors, and they call it “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”

For no particular reason, here’s this headline and a reminder to my friends in Oregon that open carry switchblades are 100% legal. A belt holster is enough for it to not be considered concealed.

What’s that line about how climate change is a series of disaster photos that get closer and closer to you? This is a wildfire about two blocks from my house.

Dads referring to their trans daughters.

These stretch goals are getting utterly annihilated and it hasn’t even been five days. It’s wonderful to know that so many of you still love this series as much as I do. My heart is soaring. 🥰🥕🥕🥕

Curious what @whysharksmatter.bsky.social has to say about these. They seem fun and for a good cause, but the involvement of shark week puts me off tremendously.

An incredible day for perverts with joint pain.

NEW TENCHI, NEW EVIL DEAD, NEW MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE! YOUR GIRL IS GONNA BE OKAY! 😭😭😭

So who told co-star that my husband left me?

I said I related to a clip from the X-Men cartoon and over ten thousand white dudes with guns in their profile pics told me I needed to forgive my pedophile father.

THE TIME HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER FOR: A TENCHI MANGA REPRINT. AN OFFICIAL ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF THE NOVELS. A VIDEO GAME REMASTER. AN UP TO DATE OVA BOX SET. A DIGITAL SOUNDTRACK RELEASE. A LINE OF TENCHI NENDROIDS. BUT MOST OF ALL, FOR THE TENCHI MUYO 2D FIGHTER OF MY DREAMS. ✨🍶🦀🥕🍜🌳🙏🌳🍜🥕🦀🍶✨

Don’t worry everyone, the woman whose skin, screens, and entire home are covered in tenchi muyo paraphernalia has heard the good news. The carnival always comes back, baby! 🥕🥕🥕

Gotta be this mf right here.

Show me a picture that captures your essence

Then don’t make it that way? Corporate tech has fully lost its mind, they’re all so far removed from what people actually want or can afford. Which is fine, cause I have no interest in the current landscape of games anyway. You know what doesn’t have micro transactions? This mf right here.

Brother, I would sooner die.