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Alright you got me there but she is more lizard than female.

You're a numbnut.

Did you velvet the beef ?

saucing and noodle treatment

yeesh, psycho pedo.

Retired at 56 and cares about higher gas prices ? Okay.

Trump is a fascist. PP is a conservative and Carney was basically elected by stealing half his platform.

Really ? This right after Carney gave away our multi-billion dollar bridge despite an existing agreement just to make Von Shitzinpants happy?

The president of the United States is a dumb fucking idiot. With a "b".

60's Burgess Meredith Penguin with cigar holder and monocle is the only one that isn't cultural appropriation.

They are less gross and corruptible.

He just needs to wet his beak a little.

Place any piece of clothing that is a) black, or b) you intend to wear momentarily, on the bed. Cat teleportation device.

It feels like rage bait.

This is impossible to conceptualize without a banana for scale.

Same with Braveheart.

It never occured to me that in England they would use the pound sign on a comic money bag instead of the dollar sign.

At least you didn't call it a dog.

I leave mine on top of the peanut butter jar. Same logic.