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Considering scarfing the two pieces of school cake that are in the bread bin, but worried that amount of sugar will cancel out the soporific effects of the mug of hot milk I've just done for myself. #FirstWorldProblems

What’s your sign?

The Broadcasting Act of 1990 and the loss of regional ITV franchises.

I am officially open to negotiations to the film rights to my poem 'The Vegetable', a competition winner written when I was ten.

"It's okay, as long as you marry them." #TheWymanDefence

IIRC, I'm on a list called 'MAGA Quark' (whatever the fuck that is), and another one called 'Not Porn'.

🎵 I will, I will throttle you

RIP Bill Oddie.

She replaced Claudia Nearo, who got the sack for fiddling with her phone when she should have been reporting on a warehouse fire.

Oh. Oh, no.

What's your sign?

Just heard that Andrew Tate is in solitary confinement with constant, explosive shits.

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains

"Qapla'! Today is a good day to be kneed in the cobblers!"

Share a TV show you love that takes place somewhere warm

Juniper Ascending #ASongOrMovieForAboutTrees

#ThingsIJustSawOnline

Now added to the list along with 'necromancer', which my wife ruined for me a while ago.