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feels like we're ~12 hours away from learning all about kyle shanahan's poorly organized fantasy football grift

lot of poop talk in this one just a heads up

ohhh yeah that jump scare wreaked havoc over here

given all the discourse around the odyssey i’m surprised no one has brought up the worst part of the film which is the trailer shown beforehand for “i play rocky”

saw the odyssey, bold choice to shift into a 4DX experience halfway through but nolan knows how to entertain

all these lists that MSG kept are wild

and the cup, which did NOT come home,

t for me but not for thee

ew

sick of diarrhea being a trend. my culture is not your costume.

last night i forgot to lock my car. this morning i found it filled with used diapers, chewed cigarette filters, and a note written in lipstick, signed 'james corden and the after hours crew'

our newest video's out on Patreon about the most brutal, unlucky career in MLB history. ad-free, early access over there, or you can wait for it to hit YouTube next week. Kenny Lofton will remain just as cursed by then. www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...

you sure?

toughest part is with a win pochettino would’ve had enough xp to unlock a new shirt

tough scene on the american bench as trainers decide that it’s necessary to destroy pulisic

usmnt truly representing the usa by showing we’re prepared to stop caring about this sport without a moment’s notice

Definition of a true England football fan: white and red face paint, no shirt, terminal sunburn, no idea where wife is, Stella, any food from a local convenience store or gas station.

the definition of a true fan: foam finger, shirt too small, headwear that holds two canned bevs, no idea where wife is, nachos

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"