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Should open up a rival taco restaurant across from it with the correct pun spelling.

Back in the day, athletes from Philly could drink raw eggs for breakfast and now look at what happens…

Hope things work out for you. Glancing at your replies, it’s pretty clear you’re not alone in this sort of challenge. And a few people close to me in my circle have had the same challenges. Best of luck.

You being One (1) World Cup tournament to Vancouver and look at what happens

First, and probably only, time I’ll make a personal post on here, but here it goes. Yesterday my wife and I made the incredibly difficult decision to go public on social media in effort to growing our family. Grateful to anyone willing to share our story on here or Instagram.

Holy crap what a ball forward from Mattice to Jónsdóttir

lol, for me, supper and dinner are interchangeable. Unlike other people in Saskatchewan where dinner is lunch.

All the dads bring their kids to soccer & stay. We’re very involved. We look at our phones the whole time. My son scores. I groan. He needed an assist for me to hit the parlay. I lose again. Youth sports is prohibitively expensive. My son is happy though. He bet the over.

I drive my kid to school. I tell him when I was a kid, I used to walk to school. Uphill both ways. He says that’s impossible. I explain we didn’t have air quality warnings, so we could. He looks it up on ChatGPT. ChatGPT says I’m wrong. We have always been at war with air quality.

My car won’t start. I need to update my Ford App. Accept new Terms of Service. I need to upgrade to Ford Premium to go above 45. Wipers and gear shift are now ad supported. I watch 3 crypto ads and put the car in reverse. And another crypto ad before my garage door opens.

We try to leave. My front door smart lock requires authentication to my email. My email requires authentication to my Authenticator app. My Authenticator app requires authentication to my texts. My texts require authentication to my front door smart lock. I leave through the window.

We eat Mac & Cheese made with raw milk and recycled water (we’ve been water rationing since the 3rd data center). We’ve had diarrhea for 6 months. The FDA suggests ivermectin. I can order it directly from my Toilet Flush App. It’s 20% off with a Toilet+ subscription. bsky.app/profile/teal...

2030: My son spent all of supper at the dinner table on his phone. I asked my AI Chatbot to text him how his day was. His AI Chatbot responded with a summary. I am very pleased. Mostly because I bet on polymarket that his response would be great than 40 characters. My Betting AI made the bet.

Dark Helmet: Origins: Origins is going to be a banger

As has been well discussed in hockey, you could have a potato do half these jobs for a fraction of the water and you’d come out ahead of many competitors.

This is the real reason AI can never truly understand a joke.

Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth

Inspector Gadget is ACAB. Penny is not.

Right? We’ve had so much rain Sask too that we don’t have any wildfire smoke (yet) but every year it’s huge swaths of the nation covered