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So tired. Evergreen.

Everyone’s obsessed with Jimothy, but I want to know about Jamantha. Where is she and what’s her story?

So excited to see what Flanagan does with one of my faves. Hoping for one of his signature long takes in homage to De Palma’s prom scene. youtu.be/NJTf5CIAcjc?...

Carrie – Official Teaser | Prime VideoYouTube video by Prime Videoyoutu.be

The biblical teachers of our time. Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John could never.

But to be fair, there is a recruiter actively stalking me for an opportunity to lead social/content and develop the personal brand for their founder... ...a mediocre-looking "get rich quick" white guy that has publicly been accused of r*pe whose company has recently been intertwined in lawsuits. 🙃

Everyone doing the “Netflix documentary” trend is entirely missing the point of what made it funny in the first place.

Another day. Another rejection. Love this job market.

I know we’ve been using the word gerontocracy!as of late, but I think we’re far beyond that. What’s the buzzword for a govt being led by rotting corpses?

A restful peace to the raspy angel who voiced one of the best power ballads of our time — the same one weaponized by a southern church to try and guilt me into turning my life over to Christ. Thanks for the memories. 🖤 youtube.com/watch?v=lcOx...

Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around) (Official Video)YouTube video by bonnietylerVEVOyoutube.com

I’ve wandered these echoing rooms with oft-shifting benches, ever-changing dumbbells, & never-ending treadmills. Then, a faint thumping, growing alongside a woman’s voice…warm like a motherly embrace. I followed the invitation & answered her call. It was Lady Gaga’s Telephone. The music is back.

I once stepped into a role where I was the sole video producer, graphic designer, social media mgr, content writer, PR mgr, website mgr, etc... ...& my boss chewed me out one day, asking why everything wasn't getting done, if I could handle what I signed up for, and proceeded to read my jd at me. 🙃

Well, my bf is straight now. It was a good 4 years.

Anyone in Chicago this week: “It’s so hot today!” My millennial ass brain: “Says tomorrow’s gonna be hotter. Hotter? Like yesterday. Yesterday? Yesterday you said you’d call Sears. I’ll call today. You’ll call now. I’ll call now..”

How I feel every time I order coffee downtown for work instead of around the corner.

My gym has so many a/c leaks, there are enough buckets they could probably start charging membership fees. Counterpoint: my gym has working a/c

Had a dream that was a mix between Backrooms and PT (real ones know.) My subconscious right now: