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No amount of flying fish will make this torture-by-turtle any less diabolical.

A vintage Christmas postcard features a colorful butterfly, delicate floral arrangements, and a heartfelt holiday poem on a light green background.

Or... *A* new year, at least. Meh.

I'm not sure of the language here, but it was tagged as a New Year card. Anyone able to read it?

Snip snip, buttercup! Can't put it off any longer.

"Gruss vom Krampus" "Vom Strafen haelt mich gar nichts ab, wenn ich Euch auf der Liste hab."

https://weirdchristmas.com/2016/12/27/new-year-pigs/

People have had really crappy profile pics for ages.

Nope. No clue.

Oh, piggy, I'm gonna pop!

Puts me in mind of Gabor's painting "The Snowman's Friend."

A man appears to greet a shapeless snowman. Also pictured is a black cat. The image is surrounded by garland of green leaves and white berries. Beneath the picture is a banner reading " Christmas Parties" The message reads "A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year"

HAHAHAHAHAHA suffering!

<metal riff intensifies>