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“Social Security is a scam, the government shouldn’t be paying people to do nothing” Say Republican Congressmen making 200,000 dollars a year to “work” maybe 60 days a year

“Sir, sir, excuse me but the bird feeder seems to be empty…sir?”

Every damn time

It’s possible the GOP can get a boost in November from their “We are finally bringing Fauci to justice” movement It will be easy for MAGA to justify why Fauci hasn’t been arrested by then

So will the Supreme Court stand with democracy Or will that give Trump even more power and let him stop voting by mail

Breaking: RFK Jr. announces children who watch Paw Patrol are 3 times more likely to develop autism Trump agrees, saying he’s been studying that for a long time now “I’ve seen every episode at least 5 times” Trump adds

RFK Jr. “Children circumcised have autism at twice the rate” Trump: “I’ve been studying that for a long time” Actual conversation I wish to sweet Jesus I was kidding

When you are about to add a qualifier to the word Unique Ask yourself “Is it “most” the only one that exists” Or “Is it “very” the only one that exist The answer is no

If you find yourself in Mackinaw city Be sure to go to Mackinaw crossing outdoor mall and check out Mack-A-Tron At 30 feet tall, it’s pretty impressive in person

He’s not: “Trolling the libs” He’s not: “Joking” He’s not: “Just kidding around” He’s dead serious when he says he’s going to run in 2028 or not leave the White House ever

So I guess if Trump puts a 100 percent tariff on generic drugs coming from overseas (That’s approximately 80 percent of finished generic drugs) The prices will only be cut by 500 percent?

Let’s be brutally honest with ourselves Trump could have stood at the podium last night And repeated “goo goo, goobily, snazzle, goo, goo” For 6 hours straight And MAGA would celebrate the speech as greater than the Gettysburg Address

Republicans will prove there is voter fraud Even if they have to commit it all themselves

Eggs may have been more expensive when Biden was president But at least they weren’t trying to kill us

Department of War Admits it deliberately killed 170 school girls