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Obviously people have their favourites, and that's subjective, but I guarantee you I know the people who created the biggest AI tool. Mr and Mrs Altman.

"Do I like antidepressants"? Um, of course? Insects are amazing, I don't support squashing ANY of them! 🐜🦗🐝🐞🪲🪳

🎶 𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳... 🎶 But, like, gold is famously an excellent conductor of heat, so why would a gold finger be cold? Guys, I'm beginning to doubt that Shirley Bassey knows anything about thermal conductivity...

"You should see a doctor... because you're a mole and you've definitely changed shape"

The biggest twist in media has to be in Pokémon when they revealed Pikachu wasn't saying "pika pika!" but instead "pica pica!" and was just desperate for help with it's crippling, compulsive need to eat dirt...

Sad PikachuALT: Sad Pikachustatic.klipy.com

So... Lindsay Graham clearly has been in a consensual, loving and deeply closeted relationship with Mitch McConnell, right? The latter was gone and he stopped holding on... 🏳️‍🌈 It's actually really beautiful 🥹 #LoveWins #USPol

"There's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't become enlightened!" ~ Air Buddha

I was just looking up a Lord of the Rings gif by searching for the quote - normal Thursday night - only to see this. Advertising. Right there in the Gemini summary. Blatant, barely connected advertising. Amazing.

Not Graham Platner!? Nooo! 😭 Who would have thought the problematic¹, victim blaming², anti-semitic view promoting³, Nazi tattoo having⁴, cheating moron⁵ - to name just a few of his issues - would also (allegedly) be a violent rapist!? 🤯 (🧵 for receipts) #USPol

Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted herThe Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”www.politico.com

*cough* Not saying I called it, but...

The most unrealistic thing on any TV program of any genre is door intercoms where you can an actually understand one another.

Sometimes I worry I lean too hard into Single Middle-aged Man mode. Other times I invent breakfast nachos - chopped pikelets, double cream, crab apple jelly - you can eat with a fork while working, and I realise I may be a God... 🥞

Fox News running a fun competition: design a Free Palestine icon for our Fear Board and your daughter could be taking the President with her to Prom!

As someone who works for charities and NFPs, I feel this in my bones. I especially love when the crazies accuse us of manufacturing issues to raise money, as if people working for charities aren't doing three people's jobs for a third of the pay.

I'm on the Enshittification Diet - it's great, basically I can eat anything I want! I just order whatever i like through Uber Eats, Menulog, whatever but then I am only allowed to eat the food the incompetent systems actually ends up at my place. I'm down 10kg! 🙌

Finally updated my Bluesky bio from the placeholder I threw up ages ago. Of course, had to keep a reference to that time @kstedman.bsky.social revealed I invented "don't @ me" back on Twitter 🙏