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✉️ A new Vmail’s heading out and includes this topical/satirical project we’ve made for the Attention site datacenter.fm

DataCenter.FM 🤖🔊 The sound of AIExperience the real-world sounds of AI with this interactive audio generator.datacenter.fm

Probably the highest score we’ve seen, can you do better..?

✉️ A new Vmail just went out, featuring our replies to subscribers’ queries, oh and Boris the cat vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

👓 NEW THING 🧽 Using advanced simulation technology, we’ve accurately reproduced what every glasses wearer experiences vole.wtf/glasses-clea...

Glasses Cleaning Simulator 👓🧽If you wear glasses, you’ll appreciate the stunning realism of this interactive experience.vole.wtf

🛑 We’re nothing if not stubborn, so we’ve updated the world’s leading Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot fansite with some new images stopormy.mom

Exactly 5 years ago we released 20 amazing versions of Happy Birthday To You into the public domain, you can freely use them for anything! vole.wtf/happy-birthd...

Happy Birthday To You 🎂🎵 free stock music20 different versions of the song to download with a CC0/public domain license.vole.wtf

✉️ No new projects yet in 2026, but a new Vmail just went out, mostly answering your questions/suggestions vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

#77 "my cat spartipuss" 🐹✉️ VmailArchived email from 20 Jan ’26.vole.wtf

Over 450 copies of DOCTYPE have now been sent out, with some lucky people getting it for Christmas vole.wtf/doctype/ We’re even investigating the possibility of releasing it as an audiobook...

DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!vole.wtf

After a randomised spin of a (virtual) wheel of numbers, we can announce that the winner is… 🎉 @gazchap.com 🎉 (email volewtf at gmail to arrange delivery)

🎅 We’d like to give away a FREE magazine to Bluesky to say thanks for helping make this project a success 🎁 To enter, just QUOTE this with a description of your first ever computer, we’ll randomly pick a winner at the end of the week vole.wtf/doctype/

DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!vole.wtf

🤖 We’ve now removed or replaced all the content we had that used early LLMs & image generators. Those projects played on the flaws/quirks/nonsense of “AI”, but the joke doesn’t work now that similar stuff’s taking over EVERYWHERE

🚀 Still not too late to order DOCTYPE before Christmas but it’s getting tight for some parts of the world Don’t disappoint the nerds in your life (including yourself) vole.wtf/doctype/

DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!vole.wtf

🚀 To recreate the kind of program an ’80s kid would type into a display computer in a shop, type the code in the image below into a text/code editor, all on one line, then save as demo.html & double-click to open in browser vole.wtf/doctype/

🥔🥔🥔 NEW APP 🥔🥔🥔 Everything’s now got 4K 60fps HDR video, booooring. Embrace the low-res glitchy look instead vole.wtf/potatocam/

PotatoCam 🥔📹The worst video camera you’ve used in a LONG time.vole.wtf

🚀 We’re STILL getting people asking for a PDF/download of DOCTYPE even though the page makes our stance on the matter very clear vole.wtf/doctype/#faq

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We put Óscar’s program first in the magazine as it packs such a great game into such a small space

🚀 You don’t need any coding experience to enjoy our fun/ridiculous* type-in magazine, there’s a beginners’ guide and we point out any tricky bits of typing for each program vole.wtf/doctype/ *delete as applicable

A few people have asked if we’re doing a special Christmas version of VTV vole.wtf/vtv/ , and the answer is probably… but not this year. It needs proper festive idents and UI, there’s no time right now but it’s pretty likely for 2026

VTV 📺🎵 music video stationThe weirdest and worst novelty songs ever created.vole.wtf

🚀🎅 Get your DOCTYPE Christmas orders in this week to be safe! It’s the perfect gift for every computer nerd you know vole.wtf/doctype/

DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!vole.wtf