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Decided to try out Trump's new toupee.

Um....yeah, as a matter of fact, yes it is.

Each time Trump talks about the Strait of Hormuz, I’m more and more convinced he doesn't know what a strait is. I suspect he thinks a strait is a straight line.

Behind the scenes, I’m sure someone is having to tell Trump every 6 hours that No, he still can’t pardon someone for a UK crime. www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

Donald Trump 'will allow Tate brothers to be extradited to Britain'A total of 28 new charges with authorised against Andrew Tate, 39, and Tristan Tate, 38, by the Crown Prosecution Servicewww.mirror.co.uk

Obviously the Murdochs don’t want to be sued again so word has been sent down to STFU about 2020. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/fox...

Fox & Friends Completely Ignores Trump’s Election Speech — Doesn’t Mention It Once in 3-Hour ShowAs other networks picked apart President Trump’s prime-time address to the nation on Thursday night, Fox News went in a different direction.www.mediaite.com

As a former USAF JAG, Lindsey Graham's death hits hard. Through no fault of my own, I just moved up one spot in the rankings of Shittiest Bootlicking Former USAF JAGs.

The shade of Miss Lindsey must be disappointed that he wasn't important enough for MAGA to pretend he's still alive for a month.

It's not the obit I was looking for, but who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth?

I can still enjoy the outdoors. For now.

If Trump is saying the fireworks on Saturday will be the biggest in history then that means there will be a couple of boxes of sparklers and some bottle rockets. Somehow though it'll cost $35million.

I think if you drew a Venn diagram of "People Who Believe Trump won in 2020" and "Americans Who Think Hitler Wasn't a Bad Guy" you would end up just drawing one circle. ⭕️

I would've thought a guy dressed as Uncle Sam yanking his wank around kids was the official licensed mascot of the Trump State Fair. www.the-sun.com/news/1659084...

Streamer dressed as Uncle Sam arrested for sex act at Great American State FairA STREAMER has been arrested at the Great American State Fair for allegedly masturbating during a performance. It is the latest in a string of embarrassments for President Trump’s patriotic e…www.the-sun.com

Seeing that one of the reasons Kegseth had for renaming the DoD to the Dept of War was because supposedly we never lost wars when we had a DOW, I guess should we go back to "Defense" Department now.

There's a potential cause to the Reflecting Pool issues that no one seems to be mentioning: they filled it with Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator, instead of water.

I saw a great comment regarding Trump's plan to go to the NBA Finals: It's odd that he's a Knicks fan since it was the Spurs that kept him out of Vietnam.

As a fan of history, I should be like a pig in slop with the upcoming America 250 festivities, but honestly, Trump has destroyed any interest I have.

"Even six percent of self-described 'MAGA Supporters' said they believed Carroll." Imagine fully believing that you are supporting a rapist and not having any sort of a moral issue with it. Yep sounds like MAGA. In fact, it's probably a selling point for them. www.mediaite.com/media/news/n...

NEW POLL: Americans Believe Trump Rape Accuser E. Jean Carroll Over Trump — By Nearly 2 to 1In a new poll, more Americans believe Trump rape accuser E. Jean Carroll than believe President Donald Trump — by a nearly two-to-one margin.www.mediaite.com

Seems odd that the only people Trump is firing are women. And by "odd" I mean "exactly what you'd expect."

You know the trope in heist movies where the robbers realize time is running out so they just start emptying out safety deposit boxes into their bags indiscriminately to get as much loot as possible? At this point the Trump regime is the physical embodiment of that trope.

The dedication ceremony for Trump's gold statue got a bit wild.