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Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception

Can we make allowances for Judge Dredd and "drokk" because that one at least has the years on it. Drokk is worn in, like a pair of Doc M's. It's got *provenance*.

Johnny Depp starring in the movie nobody wants about a guy everybody hates and nobody cares about is so funny that it feels like an insult that Johnny Depp was too stupid to pick up on

When I first eyed it, the one that says "granola isn't breakfast" unleashed from me a volley of fuck offs and yes-it-fucking-ises so long and sustained I had to take a deep breath midway through to deploy the second batch

On this day in 1798, City Thameslink Cathedral was renamed St Paul’s Cathedral.

The Catholic Church keeps a secret grove of bears in the grounds of the Vatican, as observing them defecating is the only way to maintain the Catholicism level of the current pope.

Sisley: Claude mate, yours is a bit uninspired Monet: *glares in gallic affrontery* Sisley: uninspired? *points at gap where the church should be* geddit? Monet: Alf, c'est une bonne chose qu'on soit amis...

I unfortunately have the reverse of this problem, basically I have the Polka Dot Man virus but for character names (but no fiction / game to put them in)

I mean the AWE being built at Silchester, aka previous Roman capital of England Calleva Atrebatum, itself built directly on an Iron Age tribal fort (which the Romans tended not to do unless the site had perceived esoteric value), is probably just coincidence, right?

I'm writing a gay romance about two competing 1950s Savile Row tailors. It's called Pleated Rivalry.

I don't think anybody wants to see me stood awkwardly on stage at the National struggling to remember my lines, least of all the sibling who I'm presumably tanking the career of, in this Freaky Friday scenario?

(throwing this one out to my psychometrist crowd in the dress circle)

I dunno I had the same guy and all of his advice was just vague and general enough to *feel* applicable to me personally, but not actually relevant, valid or accurate in the specific.

Hey look it's The People's Champion in yet another example of Being Right About Stuff

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Generally agreed lyric round our end was "Tong Police" which is equally incomprehensible - some kind of BBQ Gestapo who come round and haul you off for flipping the burgers incorrectly perhaps?)

I used to laugh at the line as a teen but I painfully understand Bilbo's "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" whole deal now

I am not a football fan so all my knowledge of this world cup is by news osmosis through colleagues and friends So my general understanding is that England very narrowly scraped a win against Mexico by loading up on boner pills, & Norway have loosed some sort of Grendel character to chew up enemies

Very silly. Chapeau!

Ooh that's good. That's what I imagine ASMR is, for regular (non-crossword) weirdos