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Going down in flames like one of their rockets.

Ant-Man Will Return In: I Have Eaten The Plums That Were In The Icebox

And I saw a Snowy Owl with them!

My first pair of bins cost me $75.

Groggily, you wake up, opening your eyes to see sunlight on spring leaves. You blink and stretch the young muscles of a spotted fawn. “Data centers”? “Explosive diarrhea”? The memories fade quickly, it was all a dream. Your mother licks your brow affectionately. Oh look, jewelweed, your favorite.

It’s not that. He doesn’t pay taxes in the first place. He’s motivated entirely by racial animus.

Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception

Does it end well? I can’t make myself finish it, because I find the show so stressful.

I didn’t murder anyone. The water killed them. However, blowing up the dam was very bad and counterproductive on my part.

This is different. In the OP, you’re giving up $50k for a 50/50 shot at $1M. Half the time you give up a guaranteed $50k and end up with $0. In this scenario, you’re giving up $50k for a 100% chance at $950k. In this scenario, you’d have to take on risk to preserve the $50k. Not the same.

Feels like an ad for the new lineup from Chevrolet

Oh, totally. Anyway, here’s a pic of my governor for no reason.

Indeed

He was super dismissive of the crowd’s concerns about both climate and Trump. Acted like people were being hysterical.

I went to a Polis town hall in like 2017 and was like “nah, fuck that guy.” Took me exactly one exposure to him to reach that conclusion.

“Somebody shit in my pants.”

What’s the point? It’s like drinking light beer.

I think it’s a mistake to believe that Newsom has any firm convictions at all, regardless of what policies he may have championed in the past. Many such cases, actually.

Straddling the toilet backward like a youth pastor.

Warner can eat shit. He’s a part of the Democratic establishment that has done absolutely nothing to stop all of this from happening.