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One thing I know is that these “root cause” people never want to do physical therapy

Bottom line if jobs aren’t going to give us the purchasing power, retirement, and overall upward mobility that previous generations had, they need to stop expecting us to go above and beyond

How do we get a message out to the population that urgent care can’t really do anything for most abdominal pain

I’m getting roped into fantasy football. I’m just gonna pick the hottest players. What should I name my team? Preferably a sexual football pun

I’m sorry how is Joey Fatone fully grey and lookin like he could be a young grandpa

My inbox: URGENT SOUTHWEST CHANGED YOUR FLIGHT 🚨 The email: hello we have changed your flight from 6:15 to 6:10

Have we considered telling them the vaccines have peptides They probably technically do so it’s not a lie

One thing I can tell you with my whole chest is Martha and Ina will not be participating

My friend who’s pregnant but doesn’t want people to know yet just did a whole social media post at a winery holding a massive flight 🤣🍷

Who knew that products with a brand name consisting of a few jumbled letters sold on Amazon wouldn’t be safe

Return the slab!

My ancestors watching me make kofta into meatballs and put them in the oven

Thinking about the time I wanted to send our neighbors a letter telling them everyone hates hearing their dog bark all day, but I didn’t want them to know it was me, so I had a 60 year old coworker with old lady Catholic school handwriting write it 🤣

I would have won the Olympic gold figure skating medal if not for the thousands of women who started younger, trained more, and have more talent than me

Aaaaaanyway looks like those small Coach shoulder bags and the Snooki poof are back so I’ll be over here dissociating

Almost all of my friends work in either healthcare or tech and it’s crazy how theyre the “good jobs” all of us are burnt out and feel like our fields are becoming more and more meaningless feeding some sort of central faceless money tornado destroying everything