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masters in theology from Liberty University btw

[Walking over to the gym bro in the BRCC shirt and leaning in so close our lips touch] “hey big dog did you remember to sex your avocados?”

bro is in sword lunge range he doesn’t stand a chance

I like german nightclub twinks as much as the next guy but I don’t think we should be giving them 20 billion united states dollars

Covid truthers are claiming Fauci’s diary was “scrubbed”

Among the most annoying things about american conservatism is that it constantly forces me to explain shit like “yes, the Falun Gong are genuinely persecuted but no, millions of them have not had their livers stolen by communists”

The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.

niles stankey

At a restaurant and hearing the smoke alarm out of battery chirp periodically so you know this shit is good.

New evidence that Iran possesses fractal weaponry capable of creating infinitely recursive geometry within a localized field. Jets folding in on themselves, missiles looping back on their launchers, ships turning into bridges. Horrifying.

wait shit this is how it happened?

My hot take is that the A-10 potentially serves a renewed doctrinal purpose as near-peer conflict increasingly relies on drones piloted from bunkers and trenches, but this is still really dumb.

like, I am *giddily* aware that there are very few criticisms of Will that can't be equally levied at me, I am but as god made me etc., but this one? no no no no no. You gotta take your satisfaction just from being right, my guy. Depending on external validation for internal peace is how you go mad

oh, buddy, don't condition your happiness on other people's state of mind

wet-bulb temperature is basically a measure of “how much can sweat help you not die right now?” At a wet bulb temperature of ~90 degrees fahrenheit, things are getting spicy. By about 95 you basically cannot radiate heat by sweating because nothing is evaporating.

There is like one line from Meditations that I find genuinely useful so not a great success/failure ratio, but thanks, Marky Golds

considering how they basically started the “taco tuesday” trademark litigation as a form of advertising there’s a good chance they already are

also like idk, if you’re at the point where you’re getting back-stabbed by the perfidious Canadian I think you’re just backing into knives on purpose

“conservative functionary actually just literally says the words ‘stabbed in the back’ on TV” is basically a daily occurrence at this point

“dolchstoßlegende, but make it even more pathetic” is like the main intellectual mode of ultraconservatism now