I went to the doctor for "the worst headache of my life". He asked what I wanted him to do. I said when I looked that up, it indicated I should get a scan ASAP. Perhaps knowing that I had good insurance, he said "well, that's going to cost the insurance company like $2k. Are you sure you want it?"
Heather HillA question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"