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Milky Mouse

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for tacos

Most of the biomass of a Smurf village is in the soil

Blood Smurf

Smurfs are a sort of colonial organism. The "Brainy Smurf" in this episode is likely not the same individual as the one in the previous episode.

Mid Lieutenant

Going into Nordstrom's Rack and demanding to talk to someone in marketing so I can suggest "Nice Rack!" as their new ad campaign.

Bloodbath & Beyond

Jesus used the metric system.

There's a reason there's no indigo Lucky Charm

You ever buy a book and get home and realise that the text on the spine is in the opposite direction and you know it's going to cause extreme anxiety?

Memento Morrissey

I read that the reason all those old timey pubs have names like the Fox & Lion is because literacy rates were low so they just used pictures. We're getting to where pretty soon we'll have to go back to that, only we'll use emojis and you'll be meeting your friends at the Peach & Sweat Smile.

Pillsbury Blood Boy

🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨 water bottles are dumb you should only drink from cups

I wash my hair with body wash and my body with shampoo because I DO WHAT I WANT.

They never showed the Smurf larvae on the cartoon, because it would have been too disturbing.

pied-a-terror

If you had antlers you'd always have to wear button-up shirts.

I can't believe I'm not bitter