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Finally finished 40k Rogue Trader. Shit slapped. Dogmatic Commissar run, putting as much lead and buckshot down range as the emperor would allow. Some good laughs had throughout.

He Zen Master Rama'd them

Because you're worth it baby

it's like that one episode of buffy where they accidentally scan the incantation for a demon so now there's a demon in the computer but instead of seducing teenagers the demon just posts about hillary clinton over and over again despite it being 2026

Listen up big dog I'm gonna mash this mince meat into your chest hair

Danny Pudi flensed my family for shark week

I'm like Ozymandias if he built a statue that wasn't busted

Pensacola, The Home of Lint

Da Narcoleptic Hoodlum

I got my brain stem curried at Staples!

Talk to me about your stench, hombre, I'm beguiled.

I just call them pants

And his assistant Dribble-At-Urinal

Argonian merchant called Stinks-Of-Piss

Chappell Roan announces next album will feature tribute to popular snack Pringles, "Them Shits Be Hella Poppin, Yee Yee"

Do some spins homie it's not hard just turn round real hard

Haha she's actually just realised I've crouched down to take a pic so she's looping herself round to come for rubs and cuddles. She's a pure sweetie through and through

We're making strange shapes in the scrublands, are you?

Increase my revenue. Now.

Hell yeah brother Freedom Warmind takes no prisoners and loves smokin hot babes