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Mysterious Holes... And The Men Who Love Them

I want to watch a documentary with you.

Ok. - the most hostile passive-aggressive reply

Sucking on dead vapes.

CPR certified, so I can save you (when I can't even save myself).

I don't have to ask, "am I the asshole," because I already know that you are the asshole.

Y'all need to stop making all these losers famous.

My panties are on inside out and I don't even have the give a fuck to fix them.

These fools lose more money in a day than we'll ever see in a lifetime.

Don't hate me because I'm off today.

My robot vacuum's name is Clean Latifah.